January 2010
101 posts
I ain't making no fuckin list.
bowlingalleylawyer:
I’m bringing in next year exactly the same way I brought in this bullshit fucking shit-tastic year… so yeah.
I need a list. I never make a list, and shit never changes. I need a list this year big time.
New Years Resolutions
Go out and doing things that I actually want to do. Fortunately that doesn’t include contra dancing.
Meet more people that I actually end up liking. Because honestly this issue is kind of all me and not them.
Figure out wtf I’m doing with my life because what I’m doing now just isn’t working.
Nickelback's How You Remind Me was the most...
ohyeahfacts:
So if it felt like you heard that song a million times, it’s because you did. 1.2 million, to be exact.
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December 2009
98 posts
Honestly, the fucking sucking stops tonight 2009.
I’m not taking any more of this bull shit.
If I had my life to live over, I’d dare to make more mistakes next time. I’d...
– Nadine Stair (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via applegamble) (via she-thinks)
And this probably the closest I'll get to owning a... →
I think one of the reasons why kids today have quarterlife crises is because...
– Twenty Something: Instead of traveling, writing and trying to figure out what we want, should we be marrying and having babies? (via robot-heart)
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author
gutterglam:
murmuju:
mariecriedwolf:
J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
Stephenie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
J.K. Rowling
Smart geeks.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Lauren Weisberger
Girls who can’t read. Or think.
Jonathan Safran Foer
30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
...
Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009.
Did something you said you would never do.
Paid for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
Lied about where you were.
Discovered a new musician.
Made something for a friend.
Got a new phone.
Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player.
Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live.
Made fun of someone.
Created a Tumblr.
Flew on a plane.
Spoke in front of 15 people or more.
...
When I can I try, but I am so afraid about being definite.
Awkward conversation with my boss: just happened.